Wednesday 1 April 2020

Insomniac musings (multilingual)


Trilingual haiku

मस्त with इश्क
मस्तिष्क decides
इश्क is a must.

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Otters and rotters

May Trump, Modi, Bolsonaro and their ilk be consigned to their Rotterdämmerung, where they can sing their Libelungslied!

Do bad otters have their Otterdämmerung? And lousy ceramicists their Potterdämmerung? Lotterdämmerung to go around!
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Mother-in-law's refrain?

জামাইs jamais!
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Uma manuelbandeirinha

Lixi-via (荔枝)
Oral-mente
Mata?
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Vegetarianism is coming to the USA

When the last Amish dies
America becomes Nir-amish!
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Noyce on Tik-Tok

Heart aches,
Lungs pant,
Kick bucket
Life scant!

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Война em Dimashq

Como damas?
Да!masco!
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Reflections

Daulat Beg Oldi?
Given pension levels
Oldi Beg Daulat!
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Romi-fications

Xixus make xixi
Xikxoks make TikToks!

(with apologies to Chico Science, who wrote Computadores fazem arte/Artistas fazem dinheiro!)
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Categories a la Asit Niyogi

বুদ্ধিজীবীs
Heebie jibis
হাবি জাবিs
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Rapper version of Itmad, ittefaq, kurbani:

I'm mad, Wotthefaq, kurbani!

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Miscellenea

Stages of life as perceived at 60:
Past the supercali*
Entering the fragilistic**
Soon upgraded to expialidocious***

*Cali IIT slang for Calibre, or from Kalos = beauty, or Kali as in জয় মা কালী।
**Bones or anxiety: will you still love me when I'm sixty four?
***Expire, in a manner that's utterly atrocious!

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बहुत ज़्यादे हरामजादे ।
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Supercilious DMIK
DMIK = দেখলেই মারতে ইচ্ছা করে।
In the superciliary area.
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Insomniac & dipsomaniac: neither is much good the day after.
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Need to hear the Kurd-বাণী and stop the कुर्बानी। In fact, मेहरबानी = Mehr বাণি (Deutsch-বাংলা)
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If Sukesh has a bad/smelly hair day, is he called Bukesh for that day? And if his hair curls in ringlets (=Greek hair day), does he become Mu-kesh (μ-kesh)?
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Hardly fools rush in where the foolhardy fear to tread.
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Bilingual rude and crude neologism. मुद्दा -fucka: someone who screws up every issue s/he is charged with (to solve).




1 comment:

  1. Je naparle pas bangla, mais je m'amuse quand même! Danke schön!

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